Feb
18th
Thu
18th
Curious sign
Most of these girls are naturally thin. And I don’t think we should be discriminating against someone because they are too thin or too curvy or too large or whatever it is.
— Victoria Beckham is hardly a spokesperson for promoting a positive body image
When Princess is 18 and goes to be a Page 3 girl, I’d encourage her. I’ll go: ‘Yeah, get them out for the lads’.
— Jordan is surely in the running for Mum of the year
Sep
29th
Tue
29th
I don’t make a habit of slagging off people’s ensembles, I leave that to the pros. However, on this one occasion I have to voice my opinion. Hollyoaks is hardly known for creating style icons, but you think the actors might make an effort for a red carpet event in the Big Smoke.
Last night Sarah Barnes (apparently she has a “real name” which is Loui Batley) wore this frankly awful outfit at the Inside Soap Awards. I don’t care if people are not on trend or wearing the latest catwalk looks, but when you try trends and fail miserably it’s just a bit embarrassing.
Sarah was clearly trying to be an edgy style icon, maybe even a Northern Alexa Chung at this event but she falls so short. The smock dress does nothing for her or anybody with boobs, if it was clinched at the waist it could have been acceptable. She then makes it even worse by the trend overload in her lower half – ankle boots AND knee high socks? No. Ankle boots look hot with opaque tights or bare legs (see the aforementioned Alexa) and socks look hot with sandals. Socks + boots = footballers.
What makes this an even more tragic occurrence for Sarah is that she is to be killed off this week in the late night version of the show. RIP Sarah and this awful, AWFUL outfit.
Jul
25th
Sat
25th
This shameless publicity whore has written a book on style. Why would you want to take fashion advice from the kind of tramp that thinks a gold lame jumpsuit is suitable hitting-the-town wear for a 30-something Mother?
Emma Watson’s boyf is so Sloaney he could be in the royal family… but he’s actually just a wbanker
Jun
18th
Thu
18th
She’s just having fun. It’s obviously cool to be bisexual. And Peaches is clearly the epitome of cool.
— Peaches Geldof’s “friend” gets sarcastic
