February 2010
3 posts
“Most of these girls are naturally thin. And I don’t think we should be...”
– Victoria Beckham is hardly a spokesperson for promoting a positive body image
“When Princess is 18 and goes to be a Page 3 girl, I’d encourage her....”
– Jordan is surely in the running for Mum of the year
September 2009
1 post
August 2009
1 post
July 2009
3 posts
June 2009
12 posts
“She’s just having fun. It’s obviously cool to be bisexual. And...”
– Peaches Geldof’s “friend” gets sarcastic
“She has the body of a mannequin and has the ability to stay in the papers, while...”
– Karl Lagerfeld on Paris Hilton.
“Who’s DAISY LOWE?”
– Vivienne Westwood asks! Errrr she appeared in your catwalk show in February? She was also heralded as a VW muse last year.
“Swans, they are the meanest animals in the world, you know. I had problems with...”
– Karl Lagerfeld
May 2009
6 posts
John Leslie Rape Quiz →
“He did actually say though that he thought you two were so witty that he did...”
– Jo Hart referring to professional joker Andrew Ryan
The Hills Series 5, Episode 1
This weekend the fifth series of The Hills began airing in the UK on MTV. It’s a bit of a joke that we have to wait several weeks to catch up with our favourite west coasters. Especially as Heidi and Spencer’s wedding has been plastered all over the press including shots of Lauren “drama” Conrad fleeing the scene of the crime, but it’s amusing to see how things pan...
April 2009
30 posts
David Blaine is too fucking tight to buy an... →
“We haven’t got a stylist anymore. We’ve got enough clothes, so...”
– Jordan “humble” Katie Price.
“When I was a child, my mother always told me that you could wake up in the...”
– Wise words from Karl on dressing for bed… Short skirt, perfume, cool shoes then?
Ringtone that just wants to rock with you
“Don’t know if I’ll be getting elected any time in the next century or so. But...”
– Spencer Twat on his political calling. Well, if Arnie can do it…
“My greatest inspiration is … my daughter, Bluebell. I also admire Nelson...”
– Sigh. Geri Halliwell. Nelson Mandela? Really?
Milton Keynes is the New Holy Land
It seems Milton Keynes might be the new Jerusalem as someone in the area decides to make the ultimate sacrifice by throwing themselves under a virgin (Mary) train. The modern day Jesus subsequently caused severe delays and cancellations to the rest of the line. Happy Easter!
“I don’t object to the fact that Mrs. Obama is wearing J. Crew to whatever...”
– Oscar de la Renta acting like a spoilt child because the first lady doesn’t wear his designs
comply or die....
… Was apparently the case for favourite, Hear no Echo at this year’s Grand National. Following a tough race, the horse bit the dust.